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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 09:00:17 am »
Calling someone with two dicks on his head a git can't just be the preserve of two former members now can it?
For all I know skinny might not have a dual-pointy head arrangement but being a git was evident day one.
LOL! Nowt wrong with being a git. Now being a get is a lot different I reckon.
Anyway, what is the ration here, two posts each MAX per day? Best make the next one interesting then.
Meanwhile for real torture I must away to ring my Mother.
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 10:22:33 am »
Defo sweetpae Tel, called me a git in his second response to me...I've still got it :duel:
Nah its BBM.......

Who's BBM ?

What about Patman........he could turn a phrase.
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2012, 12:41:48 am »
Who's BBM ?
Bruv's Black Mrs, it was only a matter of time before the computer apartheid in your household would end & the days looking over Bruv's shoulder would end & Mrs Bruv would be able to bask in the comic genius & verbose conversation of TB under an assumed name........
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2012, 01:17:28 am »

Defo sweetpae Tel, called me a git in his second response to me...I've still got it :duel:


Fraid not skinny (Unless she's changed ISP). She used to use SKY and VP is on BT.... (And to be fair, you can sometimes appear to be a little git'ish, at least to those who don't know and love you like we do)


I for one welcome someone (ANYONE!) who comes along, posts, joins in and perhaps, just perhaps, revives a little of what we once had here...


FFS I'd even welcome Will at the moment!


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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2012, 12:08:28 pm »
I am indeed with BT for my sins and yeah they are all as bad as one another.
Like I say I was looking for someone and this place was flagged up. Person I am looking for isn't here (and never was) but I was intrigued to see how you have so many members with so many posts - and yet it's tumbleweed town.
Now I have only exchanged a few posts with you, Tel and that chap with two penises on his head oh and BRUV who looks more like SIS to me and you all seem to be self deprectaing and humourous chaps and chappesses.
So, what happened? Where are all the others and why did they bugger off?
 

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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2012, 01:03:18 pm »

Defo sweetpae Tel, called me a git in his second response to me...I've still got it :duel:


Fraid not skinny (Unless she's changed ISP). She used to use SKY and VP is on BT.... (And to be fair, you can sometimes appear to be a little git'ish, at least to those who don't know and love you like we do)


I for one welcome someone (ANYONE!) who comes along, posts, joins in and perhaps, just perhaps, revives a little of what we once had here...


FFS I'd even welcome Will at the moment!


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Will Young. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2012, 01:23:16 pm »
Who's BBM ?
Bruv's Black Mrs.

I 'll let you know this is an equal opportunities computer.
She spends all her feckin PC time on Facebook.
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2012, 01:27:44 pm »
..................and BRUV who looks more like SIS to me and you all seem to be self deprectaing and humourous chaps and chappesses.
So, what happened? Where are all the others and why did they bugger off?

By the same measure you should be an AIDS riddled homosexual with a marvelous voice ?

If murderers don't value life, how will they value the Laws against murder.
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2012, 01:55:29 pm »
Who's BBM ?
Bruv's Black Mrs.

I 'll let you know this is an equal opportunities computer.
She spends all her feckin PC time on Facebook.

Thats the norm sadly. Then there is the mobile, the shops, the high street etc. Women are experts at the art of talking about nothing important. Yet for all there claims that they can multitask women cannot walk the supermarket trolley down the aisles while talking they stop at the end and just gab away and become an pain to those trying to shop.   
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2012, 01:56:51 pm »
My NYR should have been to just run into women gabbing at the end of supermarket aisles. Trolley Rage!!!
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2012, 05:30:24 pm »
By the same measure you should be an AIDS riddled homosexual with a marvelous voice ?
Casper ?
 
that chap with two penises on his head
off topic,

but who on earth would want work kegs with 2 flys ?
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2012, 07:09:43 pm »
Tels NYR is to try and find the perfect tradesmans keks.  gunz:
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2012, 10:40:52 pm »
Tels NYR is to try and find the perfect tradesmans keks.  gunz:
nah just looking at german hand tools porn.....
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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2012, 09:53:04 pm »
..................and BRUV who looks more like SIS to me and you all seem to be self deprectaing and humourous chaps and chappesses.
So, what happened? Where are all the others and why did they bugger off?

By the same measure you should be an AIDS riddled homosexual with a marvelous voice ?
Touché  :aktion033:

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Re: Belated Happy New Year to all
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2012, 09:55:14 pm »

but who on earth would want work kegs with 2 flys ?
Gives you some choice eh?

 

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